The girls are crazy for 4 things: 1. make-up 2. mobile 3. shopping 4. look below . .. ... .... abey ghochu, apne niche dekh!
Problems of mobile texting: girl: main kaunsi university main admission lu? boy: mu main le. the boy meant mumbai university. result: the girl has stopped talking to the boy!
Law teacher: so what have you learned from this lesson? student: good... lawda lasoon. teacher: what? student: good law's lesson!
Mehnat itni khamoshi se karo ke safalta shor machade. this somehow reminds us of . .. ... .... pregnancy and child birth!
Lulli aur zubaan mein samanta: 1. dono mein haddi nahi hoti. 2. dono par kabu rakhna mushkil. 3. dono se laar tapkti hai!
Girlfriend: mai apni zindagi me koi lamba haath marna chahti hu. pappu: pagli, tu sirf haath maar... lamba to apne aap ho jaayega!
A girl bunked the lecture and was moving around in college. professor asked her, "yeh kya? period mein ghoomna?" girl: yahi soch to badalni hai!
No matter: how high the sky is; how deep ocean is; how strong wind is; how wide a river is; just wanna tell you... . . . . tu vicho lun laina!
Ek 8 saal ka ladka dukandaar se bola, "bhai sahab, ek packet cigarette dena"! dukandaar hairani se bola, "itne chote aur cigrarette?" ladka: mere liye nahi, apne chote bhai ke liye le raha hoon. mere liye to ek packet condom de do!